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“Hey little girl, wanna go for a ride?
There’s room in my wagon, it’s parked right outside.
We could cruise down Robert Street all night long…
…but I think I’ll just rape you and kill you instead…”
How to Flirt
- smile
- wink
- use cheesy pick up lines
- gently stroke cheek
- slowly lift rag drenched in chloroform and cover mouth/nose
- drag to car
(Source: wholewheat, via zombie-chu)
“You think I’m fuckin’ around with this shit? MARK IT ZERO!!!”
“I SAID…LEAVE ME ALONE!”-Dr. Manhattan(from the movie Watchmen).
I’m about two minutes from re-enacting this scene in my office. Some people……..
(Source: whatwhatwhatthehell, via imafallopiantube)
the avengers?
how about the international justice league of super acquaintances
(Source: senor-cactuar, via onemanpartyunit)
(Source: almonacid, via tashalouise6)
“I don’t like it!”
